Backwater Canoeing

When you drop your toothbrush into the dirty sink or toilet and keep using it because you're too drunk or lazy to care. Also applies to when you knock someone elses toothbrush into the toilet and put it back without telling them.

I got home last night and dropped my toothbrush in the crapper. Nothin like a little late night backwater canoeing!

by ducockus234 August 29, 2012

Douche canoe

A person who has exceeded the levels of douche bag and is not quite douchey enough to be considered an asshole.

Guy 1: Carl is such a douche bag!
Guy 2: That's an understatement, he's a douche canoe!

by Gotham in ashes August 31, 2013

Gouche Canoe

A canoe constructed of gouches

Tanto often fished from his gouche canoe

by Gouche Slayer February 24, 2023

clam canoe

Another term for the vagina

My clam canoe is hurting.

by Terra Eaker March 18, 2023

douché canoe

Some one that is outdoorsy, lying, and a cheating individual. This person can not commit to a relationship.

This person usually responds to the name Cortney aka Sister Cunt.

My punk bish sister in-law is a lying, cheating douché canoe.

by møøsedrøøl March 28, 2023

Douche canoe

A person who is being an absolute retard

Landen is a fucking douche canoe

by Harrysavage January 23, 2023

Bruised Canoe

A sex act in which the female grips the penis so hard that it turns black and blue for maximum penile pleasure.

“Dude did you hear that Sadie gave Chris a bruised canoe last night? He’ll be hurting for awhile!”

by GrandpaDad69 February 4, 2023