A common basic nigga, he a bitch sometimes, gets no bitches nor hoes. Somehow got a girlfriend but is gonna get pegged in the near future.
by CountedBubble48 November 21, 2021
Get the Jorge cano mug.A sex position originating in Pierceland, SK . The Pierceland Poop Canoe is when the female has the urge to defecate she will inform the male counterpart and she will spread her glutes to reveal a shit-slopped anus. he then inserts his penis into the vessel and later inserts it into the vaginal canal resulting in the latter.
by Bigdikpronstar666 November 2, 2021
Get the Pierceland Poop Canoe mug.A person that on regular basis acts in a non polite away, typically a man, trying to repeatedly (just like you are paddling a canoe down the river) hurt you, usually doing or saying things out of spite, or spreading rumors that are not even accurate.
by JasonC123 August 14, 2021
Get the Douche Canoe mug.by SwagBadger August 28, 2012
Get the two seater douche canoe mug.When you drop your toothbrush into the dirty sink or toilet and keep using it because you're too drunk or lazy to care. Also applies to when you knock someone elses toothbrush into the toilet and put it back without telling them.
I got home last night and dropped my toothbrush in the crapper. Nothin like a little late night backwater canoeing!
by ducockus234 August 29, 2012
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by Gotham in ashes August 31, 2013
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