David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Robles There Is

David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Robles There Is

David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Robles There Is

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

Cuban Pancake

When a person of Cuban descent, drops a deuce on the chest of their partner, creating a shit pancake.

Ariana dropped a massive load on Dale's chest and then squatted down and created a plate sized Cuban Pancake.

by Cabron48 October 22, 2018

The Cuban pass

The Cuban equivalent of "the 'n' word pass" for people of color. It allows a person of Cuban descent to be excluded from ridicule or incendiary comments based on their status of being from the island of Cuba.

Bro don't worry. I know it sounds kinda mean but he gave me the Cuban pass

by Stein1856 October 16, 2019

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<.7.9.7.6.>Saheem Malik Valdery Has The Number "'319'" For The Most Daring Cuban-Dominican In North America (The United states Of America)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Saheem Malik Valdery Has The Number "'319'" For The Most Daring Cuban-Dominican In North America (The United states Of America)<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Cuban Sunrise

A sex act involving the use of a branding iron to blind an eye for immense sexual gratification.

I’m giving Steve a Cuban Sunrise.

by Musty Musk Man August 18, 2023

Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is when you fill up one's asshole with Tostitos' Chunky Salsa and proceed to dine on their fiery orifice.

Man, I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!

by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 17, 2016

Cubanize

To spend money lavishly at an event

Do she have friends to cubanize the burial

by vk2020 July 20, 2021