Compucessory

An accessory for a computer. Frankly we need more words like this!

Man in Department Store: Miss, could you point me to the Compucessory Department

by tomh99 July 15, 2009

Compustressed

A person that is frustrated beyond sanity when their computer does not behave as expected

My husband had trouble connecting his computer to printer and became compustressed!

by 1sunangel1 January 29, 2018

Compute

(noun) Nerdy Informal
Shorthand for computing power. Considered jargon in some hardware circles.

My VR games won't run because I don't have enough compute.

You can lend your compute to covid-19 research with the Folding@Home app.

by homograph March 23, 2020

Commuter Student

Someone who lives at home and commutes to college. This is a great option for people who want all the responsibilities but none of the fun of college. Many commuter students develop problems such as depression, anxiety, substance abuse, overdependence on their parents, failure to develop social and life skills, and other mental health problems.

Being a commuter student is so depressing. I feel like I'm still in high school, but I have all the responsibilities of college.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 16, 2022

Commuter Hell Week

Every Thanksgiving break, commuter students are isolated and alone at home, with all their friends out-of-town. Commuter students typically cope with Commuter Hell Week by binge drinking, smoking cannabis, or street racing.

I got drunk to numb the misery of Commuter Hell Week. All my friends are out of town and I'm home all alone.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 22, 2022

fat compacters

another word for leggings or hail damage

That girl is chubby and always wears fat compacters, because jeans don't fit.

by LMAO Can December 22, 2009

computer sex

when you really wanna bang someone but ur only talking to them on the computer.

also when you wnt to give a guy a boner, all you have to do is have computer sex with him and you will get far...i promise

mary: hey sexy
lyle: omfg if i was there right now i would bang you
mary: lets have computer sex!
lyle: wow...u just gave me a boner
mary: oh yes lyle, oh YES!!!
lyle: HARDER...get it in there!!!

by ur pet fish February 19, 2009