Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
by summertime36 September 6, 2021
Get the B.S. Brown Stains on White Collarsmug. by kelamist March 5, 2023
Get the petro-collarmug. by AkaDedektif April 1, 2020
Get the Fiber Collarmug. by hanballector September 12, 2025
Get the Red Collar Workermug. When a women’s mouth looks like she gives a long, quality, and labor intensive blow job. Similar to those of a pornstar that May look like the girl your talking to.
Bro 1: dude I matched with this hot girl on tinder.
Bro 2: show me a picture of her.
Bro 1: she’s got a pretty smile.
Bro 2: yeah dude she got one of them blue collar mouths!
Bro 1: yeah you right.
Bro 2: show me a picture of her.
Bro 1: she’s got a pretty smile.
Bro 2: yeah dude she got one of them blue collar mouths!
Bro 1: yeah you right.
by Its_spooli_boi October 23, 2019
Get the Blue Collar Mouthmug. An office worker, who works within a labor-intensive field, that tries to fit in with their blue-collar colleagues. They try to convince themselves that because they drive a truck, wear workboots and throw in the occasional chewing tobacco that they are not some beta male desk jokey.
Craig in accounting bought a brand new Ford F-150, started wearing boots, and is listening to country music. He is a collar trader.
by LordQuisiModo December 15, 2021
Get the Collar Tradermug. by MrBottomLicker March 6, 2021
Get the Money Collarmug.