clip a stogie

To excrete, expel feces, chop a log, take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop a turtle in the tank. Etc.

Uh, like, I gotta go clip a stogie.

by jernjernigan August 18, 2009

clip

Verb.

To kill/hit.

"If that fucker doesn't shut the hell up about Kat, I'll fucking clip 'im, I swear."

by frank carter May 16, 2005

micro chips

1) Microwaveable chips of the chav variety... cheap - hard - effective

2) A very Greasy Boy

Comes from the term "Microwaveable Chips"

1)
Mam: "Corrina yer micro chips are ready"

Corrina: "In a min Mam!"

2)
"That kid's a micro chip"

by Steffanio January 5, 2005

clipped

Term for someone who has had a vasectomy.

Dude, I can ride her bareback now, 'cause I got clipped.

by Motorhead January 17, 2008

clipazine

A term often used by leftist media usually meant to refer to a high capacity magazine. It’s mainly used out of lack of knowledge of guns and their basic funtions.

“Hey did you here about the recent shooting”

“Yeah I heard from CNN he was using a high capacity clipazine”

by Eggdude May 21, 2018

half chips - half rice

Used to describe someone who enjoys sampling both types of sexual genitalia so much they simply cannot choose a preference, therefore simply enjoying both!

look at him over their, he's definitly half chips - half rice

by Matt Speak August 11, 2006

clip

to steal, to boost, to have something taken from you and not realize it until some time has passed

When I fell asleep, she clipped $100 out of my wallet.

I turned my back and realized my ipod had been clipped from my backpack.

Shirley clipped $50 out of my grandma's purse when she went to answer the door. When she discovered it was missing grandma frisked her and found she had stuffed it into her bra.

by edv9500 July 31, 2005