cactus balls

When it has been a few days since a man has shaved his scrotum and the hair has grown out becoming prickly.

"Last night my man wanted me to suck his nuts and I told him, 'No way, it is time to manscape again. So until you do, I ain't puttin your cactus balls in my mouth!'"

by stitchmata April 21, 2013

CACD

Internet abbreviation for "Chuckling at computer desk". Also, can be used as CAC, "chuckling at computer".

That picture of the cat doing that thing with the laser has got me CACD right now.

by pigg2123 January 9, 2014

cached out

Extremely tired or worn out.

Damn bro, my legs are cached out after those squats!

by Azmtbr May 3, 2014

Cactus Cock

When you stop your routine of cock grooming, producing a prickly love sausage.

"Damn Eddie O...put that cock on the window sill and water it...you aint getting in me with that cactus cock"

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015

cacky stabber

Geordie slang for a male who enjoys making love to another mans rectum whilst penetrating excretion.

There is no doubt about it he is a 100 per cent cacky stabber

by krissy the pissy March 4, 2015

Cacooning

The art of enwrapping another individual with your body for comfort. It may leave the other immobilized while the form of "snuggling" is occuring.

Cacooning happens often when I watch Netflix with Bae.

by Viral Hymn April 13, 2016

cactina

When your shaved pubic hair begins growing back and its so sharp it pricks like a cactus.

Cam: "Ouch! Emily, your cactina is pricking me!"

Emily: "Sorry babe, I shaved two days ago and its too short to shave again."

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by Tayler Schenkeveld June 8, 2016