give you the business

To be brutally made fun of, sometimes resulting in getting beat up. Originated on Leave It To Beaver.

Wally: Boy, Beaver, wait'll the guys find out you were hanging around with a girl. They'll really give you the business.

by saaadpanda November 24, 2007

Business

What college students study when they want a college degree but don't want a college education.

Jill: "Hey Tom, what's your major?"

Tom: "Business!"

Jill: "Why the hell are you majoring in business?!"

Tom: "Because I want to graduate having no unique skills, no well-rounded education, and no working liver!"

by Non educatus sum February 11, 2010

shit business

shit that doesnt concern your ugly ass.

this is shit business so fuck of!

by nun of ur shit business December 7, 2003

Mind Your Own Business

Mind Your Own Business
In Other Words:
Leave me the fuck alone, this situation has nothing to do with your ass.

"Mind Your Own Business."

by th3v1rg1ng1rl September 2, 2021

Business Party

A party in which several Business Majors get together to indulge in what is normally called a "LAN party" but without the LAN portion. They all load up "Excel" and smash their respective foreheads into their keyboards while proclaiming "LAWL!" at the top of their lungs. This is also known as a "capstone project" to the Dean of Business in many colleges.

Lawl Bizness 1: Liek u wan go 2 a Business Party?!

Lawl Bizness 2: I am alredy at 1, LOL! *smashes face into keyboard as Excel finishes loading*

by hexwolf December 29, 2007

Get Some Business

Phrase expressed to an individual butting into your life.

Her: So what's going on with you and Sally?

Me: Get some business, cunt.

by Copifax December 22, 2003

the business

nickname for fucking awesome bass player, Adam T. Siska, for the best band in the entire world, The Academy Is...

other nicknames: sisky biz, bass wiz, sisky business, or just sisky.

me: have you seen that TAITV episode? ya know, the one where there at home with The Business.
friend: oh yeah!! i love sisky. mostly because hes in The Academy Is... which is the BEST BAND EVAR!!!

by eily November 2, 2008