Brazilian Breakfast

A ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is a Romantic act preformed for or by one’s partner. ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is, usually, prepared by expelling hot, soupy diarrhea directly into a mug for the person’s partner as an early morning wake-up treat that is not only very aromatic but also, filling.

“John had been helping me around the house a lot recently, so I decided to surprise him by making him a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ in bed”

“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”

by reallysleepliion December 21, 2023

Brazilian Cookie

The act of ejaculating on a face, shortly after going outside and letting the released liquids dry into a crispy snack which is then eaten by who it may concern.

Me="Jizzes on girls Face"
Girl=Ill go dry this up and make a nice crispy Brazilian Cookie
Me=Thanks babe.

by iamjose October 2, 2011

Brazilian Water Pie

A Brazilian so good it’s hydrophobic

“Have you seen Colleen’s new Brazilian? Call that shit a Brazilian water pie the way it’s slick as hell.”

by diaboyboy November 1, 2025

brazilian ear lick

To get really close to a guy and gently fondle him while tonguing his ear hole.

He was immediately punched in the face after giving the other teams player a Brazilian ear lick.

by fox_zero June 29, 2022

Brazilian Youtubers

Youtubers that only know how to play minecraft even though it's basicly a dead game :)

AÍ GALERA, VAMO JOGAR AÍ UMAS PARTIDINHAS DE SKYWARS !!!

PORTANTO NÃO SE ESQUEÇA DE DEIXAR O LIKE.
Brazilian Youtubers

by Keemstargnomeboy April 24, 2017

Brazilian Pipeline

When you stick a snickers bar up a woman’s vagina, let it melt, and then eat it out.

Dude, last night I gave my new Brazilian wife the brazilian pipeline!

by Texan Trackster March 16, 2024

Brazilian Sweat-lodge

When your girlfriend walks in on you taking a shower, farts inside, and then holds the curtain down so you can't escape

Alex: I had a rough start to my day
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast

by PawlWawl August 14, 2016