A truly magnificent cat. A Bong Cat is usually elongated, fat, and tremendously lazy. Their soul purpose is to be loved and enjoyed by grandchildren and kind old people. Do not disrespect a Bong Cat, though. They love to be loved, but if you mess with and mistreat them too much they will possibly shun you and ignore you for the rest of their life. Also, they are called Bong Cats because of there long, fat, bong like shape.
Person one: “aw, what a cute cat!”
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!
by Mr.Spammucci September 27, 2018
Get the bong catmug. by Bong Donkey July 25, 2019
Get the Bong Donkeymug. by highlyssa August 29, 2011
Get the Bong on the rocksmug. Todd, if I don’t get my grateful dead grinder back by tomorrow then I’m gonna drop a bong biscuit in your illadelph
by Dr. Professor poopie January 13, 2020
Get the Bong biscuitmug. by Wabwabwab May 8, 2014
Get the bong schoolmug. by lolwhydidntithinkofthat May 6, 2011
Get the Ping-Bongmug. A individual who often scabs bongs without paying or supplying anything will also be highly offended if declined a bong
My friend max came over and smoked all my cones because he is a bong roach.
Indy got very angry when we said she couldn’t have a cone because she is a bong roach
Indy got very angry when we said she couldn’t have a cone because she is a bong roach
by Thebonglord420 May 2, 2019
Get the bong roachmug.