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Blowjob

To place a man's penis inside another person's (female or male's) mouth. Massaging the penis with the tongue, take the penis DEEP inside, balls deep, usually holding it there.
This was Aaron's first blowjob from another guy. 'Had always wondered what it was like, and now his friend Tom, decided to show him. After going down on him repeatedly, massaging his balls, then swirling his tongue around Aaron's heavy ball-sack, Aaron let go with a HUGE load. Tom slurped it up, swallowing every drop.

Aaron: OMG! NOW I know why they say DUDES give better head!

Tom: <wink> DAMN RIGHT! Mmmm. You tasted good, too!
by Irish8inches February 21, 2010
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Polish blowjob

Polish blowjob is when a girl has a guy pull his dick out of her ass and gives him a blowjob.
Lisa: I would really be turned on if I could peg you tonight.

Dale: Only if you give me a Polish Blowjob first.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Wriggly Blowjob

During the act of oral sex, the man will stuff 1 or more worms in his dick hole.
During a blowjob, the man will ejaculate, leading to pressure, resulting in the garden critters to spew into the woman's mouth along with the sperm.
The lady will either swallow, chew or if unaware of the situation spit and serverily mutilate the man.
Good example:
"Yummy, the best wriggly blowjob since I was in that Asian strip club!"
Bad example:
"WHAT THE FUCK! YOU FUCKING CUNT FACE, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JIZZ WORMS YOU FREAK!"
by Cunty_McCuntface May 25, 2017
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arizona blowjob

When you get a blowjob from someone whose lips are so chapped, it's like fucking a cactus.
Girl so dehydrated she gives Arizona blowjobs.
by azazazbjbjbj January 2, 2020
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bulemic blowjob

The act French kissing your partner immediately after a servere purging episode
My wine was tasting great until my girlfriends bulemic blowjob.
by TheWop March 6, 2015
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mastur blowjob

Masturbating in someones mouth while tip is inserted into mouth of another to increase pleasure.
She gave me a mastur blowjob, she blew me while I jacked off in her mouth it felt amazing
by ImKevin November 2, 2014
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Doggy Blowjob

An MMF threesome position where man 1 does the woman doggy style. While man 2 is lying down back-first, the woman is blowing him. Preferrable if man-to-man eye contact in a threesome is found to be awkward.
Bro 1: Damn, yo girl on fleek, I want me a threesome!
Bro 2: A spitroast would be nice!
Bro 1: Hell no, I ain't lookin at men while I splooge!
Bro 2: How about the doggy blowjob?
Bro 1: Hell yeah, I like me some sweet-ass dome!
by SaltyPepe August 14, 2017
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