blind-five

a high five tht is a deliberate miss
often could be when drunk or cba to put in effort

at a party:
"matee i just got off with a buff girl"
"blind-five!!!"

by sofi=] January 22, 2008

bacon blinds

The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina.

Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!

by Brian Lejeune1 August 2, 2008

blind zebra

While doing your girl doggy-style you switch back and forth between holes, disregarding any screams or attempts to stop this action. The whole time you moan like a zebra.

Joan was totally being a bitch the other day so I decided to blind zebra her while having sex. Now she can barely walk straight AND has a yeast infection.

by kfree July 20, 2008

blind ass

a blind asshole
used when ya too fuckin lazy to say "you blind asshole"

shut yo fuckin mouth you blind ass!

by Tyrell James October 31, 2004

blind mummy

While banging a woman doggy style, you fake an orgasm, she then turns around unsuspecting of the wad you have saved to blow in her face. The blinding effect of said wad in her eyes make her run around the bedroom, arms outstretched, like a blind mummy.

Guy:Oh yeah!!!!
Girl: Did you finish??
Guy: Boulla, in da face!
Girl: uhhhhhh!!!!

by Scroat Dog July 20, 2003

fruit blindness

Inability to recognize homosexuals. Lack of gaydar. Typically used in reference to girlfriends/wives of gay men.

Uh, your boyfriend is totally gay. You have an obvious case of fruit blindness.

by M B I May 14, 2009

blind betty

When a man jerks off on a womans eye lids while she is passed out. When the woman wakes up her eyes are crusted over causing her to become blinded.

Why do you think Hellen Keller was dumb, deaf, and blind? She got a little more than a blind betty

by Cherry Poppin March 3, 2009