Beaner Bender

A bender, lasting at least two days, consisting of consuming nothing but things of Mexican nature, whether it be food, media, or drinks.

Man, Rudy has only eaten Taco Bell, drank Dos Equis, and listened to Fuerza Regida for the last 3 days. He’s been on a real Beaner Bender.

by NOTMYTEMPO January 30, 2024

bender kinnie

A person who kins the character Bender from Futurama
Basically a emo bitch with BPD

Also I'd you kin bender your mist likely a dazai kinnie. Emo 💀

I am a bender kinnie.

by Stariamp3 November 10, 2022

member bender

When a female has an exceptionally wet yet shallow vagina

that shit was so shallow she gave me a member bender

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 26, 2017

Bendered

Getting scammed

Did you hear Jason got (bendered) last night by Stripper?

by BlackLung09 September 30, 2021

dookie bender

When you have diarrhea and every time you get up to leave the bathroom, more poop squirts out and you have to sit back down.

Bro, I ate 10 bags of hot Cheetos last night and I've been on a dookie bender all day.

by Brodown August 9, 2020

Bender (soccer slang)

A player that tries too hard at school recess, and usually ends up with an ankle injury. When he is passed the ball, he whiffs it completely and pulls a muscle.

Legend: Did you see him at break!? he got injured!
Dude: Haha what a Bender (soccer slang)

by BuxtonWater May 7, 2015

fender bender week

A fender bender typically refers to a minor car crash on a bend. A bender is a streak of alcohol or drug use. Fender bender week is a minor crash of daily alcohol consumption with the alcohol starting with the day of the week typically in the last week before a holiday.

friend 1: why are you drinking, its a work night?
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!

friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.

by alcoholic 987 June 20, 2023