strap on a bender

To get cataclysmically fucked up.

Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.

by stateworkers July 25, 2015

Zachary bender

An tic tac shaped piece of shit cocksucking asshole

Wow , Jerome is being such a Zachary bender

by Buhnrop premium May 8, 2018

Arkansas Water Bender

When a woman inserts a water hose into her vagina for a prolonged period, then squirts the water out of her vagina into a man’s face.

An example of the Arkansas Water Bender:
“I heard that last night, Kelsea pulled an Arkansas Water Bender on Lewis’ face.”

by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025

pudden bender

(Irish) This refers to a homosexual men as reference to the sex they do.

Is that your fella you pudden bender

by D1boy September 6, 2016

nigger bender

When you bend a black person over and spank them repeatedly until wou cum in there ear

I'm a nigger bender are you

by Secret spaghetti sauce October 11, 2023

bender tongue

When you do too much cocaine which results in a blistered, swollen tongue m.

I cant eat my fries because of my bender tongue.

by Queen bender tongue March 23, 2024

Jards on a bender

dark skinned, stinks of shit
wonky teeth homeless because cant afford braces or teeth

'Shit' is a synonym to the noun 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬

person 1: rahtid look at dem ruluum man over there styll
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends

This is an example of "Jards on a bender"

by cahlielongwoodstyll September 29, 2020