flick the bean

What I do in the shower.

boyfriend: damn, you were in the bathroom forever.

me: yeah, well i had to shampoo, condition, and flick the bean.

by lemmy_poppins August 19, 2008

bean cutter

A male version of the camel toe.
A man that wears his pants too tight allowing the outline of his genitalia--most importantly the berries. a perfect bean cut is one that cuts so perfectly that each bean is on either side of the trouser seam.

Yo-- check out the bean cutters on that fat dude.

by Jmonster September 5, 2008

bean baggin

When a guy unconsciously sits on his balls for a long/short period of time.

I got to work today and was so busy I didnt realize I was bean baggin it for an hour.

by DLaws December 27, 2007

Bean Teeth

A trait carried by all persons originating from the southern half of the United States (namely Tennessee.) This is a chronic, hereditary condition characterized by having beans for teeth.

Oh my, have you seen those bean teeth on Mo'Tingles?

by ashleyk85 September 22, 2011

Beanard

A man who is attracted to muscular woman, also used as an insult.

"You beanard!"

As Fred gazed across the beach, his eyes locked onto a freakishly muscular woman. He was a beanard, after all.

by calebvanderpool7272 May 23, 2017

Bean Child

A Mexican baby

oh my god, that bean child's on point! She's on fire, TOUCH!

by nugokk December 20, 2017

Green Bean Casserole

When two lesbians, both suffering from sexually transmitted disease, lock up in a hot, wet, thigh sticking scissor. See green beaned.

Candy and Deb did a hot green bean casserole last night. You should seen the wet spot.

by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2015