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Battle sword

The act of fucking a bitch on her period.
Aw man it was first time getting a getting a battle sword. Didn’t realize my battle sword would get all bloody.
by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021
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Fap battle

A competition time see how can go the longest with sex of any kind
Jon challenge d Jason to fap battle that was in 2016 some say if thus continues it will destroy the world
by French intesifies August 22, 2018
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Joined The Battle

When someone makes a video or statement that supports Pewdiepie in his effort to keep Youtube from corporate hands AKA T-Series
Mr Beast just Joined The Battle after he bought billboards and AD Vans that say sub to Pewdiepie
by FallenWaffle January 26, 2019
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battle crab

A crab manufactured in a laboratory in north-eastern Russia. Has ak-47s for arms. Currently in development by Sir Pizza.
Don’t worry, this base has never been raided-OH SHIT IS THAT A BATTLE CRAB?!?!
by Pizzapzy July 10, 2021
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Battle Horny

When you return from a difficult task, war, work, school, therapy, talking with your dad, the DMV, ect. Once you return to safety and comfort you get incredibly horny as a form of decompression from dealing with whatever stressful bullshit you just did.
My boyfriend came home from work and was so battle horny we went 4 times.
by Perii October 14, 2022
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Battle of the Bulge

When two gays sword fight with their pants on.
Albert: "Hey Eddy, my parents are here we can't sword fight. Wanna rein-act the Battle of the Bulge?"
Eddy: "Fuck yeah, let me watch some gay clown porn to get hard first."
by Lil' Snarky May 8, 2017
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battle beard

The crusty, leftover residues left from a particularily enthusiastic session of cunnilingus on one's face.
The lad had such a crazy night licking out multiple girls. He had a battle beard which would have surprised even the most battle-hardened fanny lickers.
by Kirkus Maximus May 7, 2017
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