Father's Basement

Similar to your mother's basement, except for the one key fact that, you do not game there for the rest of your life, but become a witness to your father's rapey motives and intentions. Can often find many missing people there that perfectly matching those wanted posters.

I found em. I gotta find the rest. Wait who's tha-
Deep down in the Father's Basement

by itsPrYzm June 3, 2020

in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

Flood the basement

When you pee you pants while standing and it fills up your shoes.

Typically I wear Tevas when I pee my pants, but today I wore my Chucks and had to flood the basement.

by A Wet Raccoon March 27, 2021

Dustin's Basement

The Begining and the end of the Universe and existence of all known and unknown life. The Great Brahmin. The Cosmos.

1: Have you ever heard of how the universe was created?
2: Yeah, in Dustin's basement, on demos' ass

by KapitalSteez November 4, 2021

Koonzy’s basement

Koonzy’s basement is a realm unseen by god, it is an infinite purgatory of hallways and slowly rotating tables. Those who are damned walk these halls are rarely seen again, for many horrors stalk these halls. There is no salvation to be found in this dark realm, only the infinite hordes of the smol Ames, always watching.

Koonzy’s basement is an unescapable constant, you will never escape.

by Le potat May 20, 2022

Hop on ash court basement

A place where the only form of sex is through anal. Once someone says this to you there’s no way out of it

WhoZ, hop on ash court basement with me.

by WhoZ July 18, 2022

My moist basement

It floods on a regular basis usually from my reverse osmosis de ionization units float valve malfunctioning.

Mario:Welcome Luigi to my moist basement we store all of our food here.
Luigi:What in the name of the old apartment is that smell.
Mario:That would be the mold forming from the moisture we should probably get out of here and begin abatement as soon as possible.
Luigi:Yeah that would be a good idea.

by Microwave boy September 12, 2022