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Last base

You've transcended dimensions, and have fucked everything in existence, but now the fine challenge awaits you. To transcend the final base you most masturbate.
Dude:"I Have transcended human understanding and have made it to last base"
Dude:"Why are you still doing this"
by Yuri Kamakura June 15, 2018
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Girthy-Base

The amount of girth, measured at the base of the phallus.
She grabbed my Girthy-Base and then began stroking till the load shot on her chest.
by SauceyGirth September 26, 2014
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The Bases (reinvented)

1st Base- Kissing, even peck (yes you went to first base with gam gam)
2nd Base- Boobs stuff
3rd Base- Below the belt action
4th Base- The grand Slam
69th Base- ;)
by SUNNARD July 5, 2016
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11th base

Cervical sex. Side effects include: severe pain and bleeding, 80% chance of ruining baby carrying potential, and a light feeling of death. Most likely a good idea to proceed immediately to the hospital after. Note it is an absolute prerequisite to attempt sex with the Fallopian tube - the 12th and penultimate base - superseded only by wound sex, such as skull fucking.
After 3 hours of using the osmotic cervical dilator, I penetrated directly into her womb, reaching the legendary 11th base.
by limitbreaker9000 February 2, 2019
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Military Base

A facility that consists of military-related buildings, ships, or airplanes that is strictly limited to military personal.
The tourist was so drunk he tried to enter the military base, truly perceiving himself as a member of the military.
by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018
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Base 4.5

Base 4 is just sex. Base 4.5 is also sex but with a little more interest. BDSM, Role play, Face Sitting, 69, e.c.t
Man, Ashley suggested we go to base 4.5 last night. I have been waiting for this for the whole 6 months we have been dating!
by Inferno Blade November 2, 2014
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Missile Base

The is a place where a man's "missile" can "take off." Nickname for a woman's vagina.
Guy 1: The missile base was unaccommodating. The mission was a failure

Guy 2: That sucks man.
by grad23 August 30, 2009
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