Baseball Pitcher

an asshole who cries when they give up a homerun on a pitch in the center of a strike zone on a 3-0 count and has to perform the dances of an entire musical before they throw the pitch

a Baseball Pitcher are the definition of a man child.

by retarded man in your ass March 22, 2021

Baseball Hitter

a six foot man with a stick that uses the stick to hit baseballs thrown to a catcher by a Baseball Pitcher

the Baseball Hitter has a big ass

by retarded man in your ass March 22, 2021

Baseball beers

Types of beers found at a sporting event. Typically in larger quantities than a normal 12 oz.

Hey can you pickup some baseball beers on the way?

Baseball beers?

Yeah the tall michelobs.

by jake_s69 April 11, 2021

Baseball

You were too pussy to play lacrosse so you decided to hit a ball with a stick rather than a person.

Yeah, this pussy plays baseball.

by SleepyChicken6 April 24, 2021

baseball

A medicine show designed to sell incontinence drugs to old men.

This baseball telecast is brought to you by Viagra.

by purplebackpack89 April 28, 2021

Baseball

The only sport where unfit fat people can be pro and sometimes fun to watch. Most of the time a baseball game consists of hours of boredom standing in the field or sitting in the dugout eating sunflower seeds.

Hey did you see the new fat kid in the school made the baseball team

by BRUH_24 April 30, 2021

baseball

a rlly gay sport ngl

John: Oh dude you play baseball?
Alex: Yeah its super fun dude

by poop man 5000 May 30, 2021