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attentionwhore barbie

a girl who is tall, blond, and always has to be the center of attention. usually wears pink and/or calls anyone who wears black a freak to make themselves look better

see: Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton: Look at me! I'm blond and much richer than you! Anyone who wears black is a freak!!

Goth Kid: Fucking attentionwhore barbie.
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Lets put another shrimp on the barbie 

When either a stupid yank or pommy tries to be australian. By the time they have said it the aussie should have snapped the touro.
pommy: put another shrimp on the barbie
aussie: snaps him

Memphis Barbie Q Grill 

This is the smile of an otherwise flawless drag queen with visibly rotten teeth(meth mouth), sewer breath(decaying pig meat, bourbon, river water, semen). A mouth that shows a clear lack of any form of dental plan. It would most likely have the smoke from a Newport billowing from it that can be seen and smelled from miles away.
Gu, did you see that trannie with the auburn hair, Louis bag and fierce brow from last night?

The one that looked kinda like Beyonce?

Yeah! I went to tip her a dollar on her second number but when she showed too much of that Memphis Barbie Q Grill, I just kept my buck and walked away!….GURRL!!!
Memphis Barbie Q Grill by Covergirl September 25, 2010

Backwoods Barbie 

A girl from the south. She rides quads, goes muddin, and she ain't afraid to get dirty. She looks good in daisy dukes and boots. She hunts and loves to fish. She will skin her own deer and can bait her own hook. She is a bad bitch. Don't make her mad cause that accent will get thicker.

Then..

She can wear six inch heels. Likes pink. She can do her hair and makeup like a super model. She is classy and elegant. And you'd never think she was cow tippin last night.
Guy: "That girl is the best of both worlds"

Guy#2: "She's a backwoods Barbie, for sure."

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Puerto Rican Barbie

A female who either 25%, 50% or 100% Boricua. She has to be beautiful (perfect face and beautiful body) She has to have swag (a personality that shows her confidence) She has to get her own money (don't depend on a man) The ideal Puerto Rican Barbie looks like a barbie (long black hair, big chest, flat stomach, and a big booty) But short hair is acceptable. To become a certified Puerto Rican barbie you must be given the title, you can not start calling yourself this, if you do it will go unrecognized and your certification will not be honored, and therefore you will not be a PRB. A PRB is a woman will never gives in to jealousy, and is never insecure, but rather conceited.
Louievill: "Ay mama, you are beautiful"
Rae Rae : "Thank you Papi"
Louievill : "For real, you a diamond, straight Puerto Rican Barbie"

a snag short of a barbie 

to have kangaroos in the top paddock; to be a stubbie short of six pack; not the full quid; a nutter or person who is not of the usual intellect
that drongo Bush is a few snags short of a barbie

mocha barbie 

A very attractive girl who has nice curves and mocha-colored skin. And looks like a barbie doll. Usually attracts a lot of attention wherever she goes. If she doesn't, then she's not really a mocha barbie.
Oh wow, look at that girl she's like a mocha barbie
mocha barbie by dluana May 20, 2010