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Gollum Bangs

(n); Long straggly hairs hanging down the forehead of a fat girl, sprouting from her hairline. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Burkenstocks.
"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs!"
by fatgirlsaremylife July 23, 2009
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macdonalds bangs

when someone has their hair parted in the middle, but then they have bangs that stick up and curve in the shape of the golden arches. (an M)
generally stays that way because someone has incredibly greasy hair or enjoys the use of hair gel.
geoff: woah look the golden arches
jim: nono thats just carole's macdonalds bangs!
by mickdicks July 10, 2011
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Bong Bangs

When a person's bangs (the hair hanging over their forehead) are uneven due to holding a lighter or other incendiary device too close, too often, as when commonly happens to long haired marijuana smokers.
The Hippie accidentally gave himself Bong bangs when he tried to light his cigarette off the stove.

You can tell which hand Melissa smokes with, since her bong bangs start on the right side.
by SB-HippieSage July 9, 2012
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touch bands

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by DreaminqMichael October 10, 2020
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bangs

Means it stinks or smells unpleasantly
it bangs like ass in here!
by earl May 13, 2005
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bangs

"I got enough bangs to take you down!"
by Joe Shmoe August 22, 2002
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BAnis

wee wee wee a, banis banis, wee wee banis
by bob vela August 13, 2003
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