The act of ejaculating on a face, shortly after going outside and letting the released liquids dry into a crispy snack which is then eaten by who it may concern.
Me="Jizzes on girls Face"
Girl=Ill go dry this up and make a nice crispy Brazilian Cookie
Me=Thanks babe.
Girl=Ill go dry this up and make a nice crispy Brazilian Cookie
Me=Thanks babe.
by iamjose October 2, 2011
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by NatasSenpai November 1, 2023
Get the Brazilian deathbed mug.A ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is a Romantic act preformed for or by one’s partner. ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is, usually, prepared by expelling hot, soupy diarrhea directly into a mug for the person’s partner as an early morning wake-up treat that is not only very aromatic but also, filling.
“John had been helping me around the house a lot recently, so I decided to surprise him by making him a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ in bed”
“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”
“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”
by reallysleepliion December 21, 2023
Get the Brazilian Breakfast mug."Intellectual Brazilian” (Dr Urie Bezuidenhout, 2023), this phrase is used in a debate between scholars or specialists where one of them takes a disingenuous stance, despite credible evidence presented in the discussion. The other person then rebukes them, piece by piece, for their indefensible and dogmatic position, almost like exacting death by a thousand cuts. The analogy to a Brazilian wax is that, just like a Brazilian is intended to make the person look good, it is preceded by a painful experience when successive wax strips are ripped off sensitive areas of the recipient's skin. Instead of admitting that they were wrong earlier, they have their argument painfully dismantled in small pieces by the person exacting the "Intellectual Brazilian." The primary aim of this phrase is to maintain a recipient with some dignity at the end, which is considerably better than receiving an intellectual death by a thousand cuts.
The author that doggedly dismissed evidence to the contrary, was given an Intellectual Brazilian over multiple days by an expert in a terse and almost-humiliating fashion.
by Drbezphd January 3, 2024
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I was hooking up with a Brazilian guy and he asked me to eat his ass, So I poked his butthole and said “boop”. I gave him a Brazilian booping
by ItzGreedx January 10, 2024
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Despite John knowing better and admitting he got it wrong, he decided to double-down leading to his colleague resorting to a giving him an Intellectual Brazilian by dismantling his entire argument in successive social media posts.
by Drbezphd January 11, 2024
Get the Intellectual brazilian mug.When you hang out with Brazilians too much and get stuck being with them until they out party you and you end in the fetus position on their couch. That within itself is not a Brazilian blackhole, but the next day when it’s time to leave, you can’t cause they’ve trapped you in a never-ending bender. It is at this moment you have entered and been subsequently trapped in a Brazilian blackhole.
Jacob: Hey Victor, I think I’m going to go home now, but last night was crazy!
Victor: Sounds good, but let’s get some food first
*They go to get food*
Victor: Hey let’s check out the bar even though it’s Sunday and 2 pm
Jacob: You're trying to put me in a Brazilian blackhole now aren’t you?
Victor: No man, I wouldn’t do that to you. After all, I have shit to do and can’t party
*Shortly after, Jacob’s sobriety has been compromised and he has entered a Brazilian blackhole yet again*
I am Jacob and this is happening to me right now. Help.
Victor: Sounds good, but let’s get some food first
*They go to get food*
Victor: Hey let’s check out the bar even though it’s Sunday and 2 pm
Jacob: You're trying to put me in a Brazilian blackhole now aren’t you?
Victor: No man, I wouldn’t do that to you. After all, I have shit to do and can’t party
*Shortly after, Jacob’s sobriety has been compromised and he has entered a Brazilian blackhole yet again*
I am Jacob and this is happening to me right now. Help.
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