When an artist that uses tools in his work starts focusing more on the tools used, often to the point of obsession, rather than the finished product.
See also GAS, Guitar Acquisition Syndrome.
See also GAS, Guitar Acquisition Syndrome.
I didn't get anything new recorded last week, had gear blindness from shopping around for new studio monitors.
by jacke747 August 8, 2006

by sofi=] January 22, 2008

While doing your girl doggy-style you switch back and forth between holes, disregarding any screams or attempts to stop this action. The whole time you moan like a zebra.
Joan was totally being a bitch the other day so I decided to blind zebra her while having sex. Now she can barely walk straight AND has a yeast infection.
by kfree July 20, 2008

by Tyrell James October 31, 2004

While banging a woman doggy style, you fake an orgasm, she then turns around unsuspecting of the wad you have saved to blow in her face. The blinding effect of said wad in her eyes make her run around the bedroom, arms outstretched, like a blind mummy.
by Scroat Dog July 20, 2003

Inability to recognize homosexuals. Lack of gaydar. Typically used in reference to girlfriends/wives of gay men.
by M B I May 14, 2009

When a man jerks off on a womans eye lids while she is passed out. When the woman wakes up her eyes are crusted over causing her to become blinded.
by Cherry Poppin March 3, 2009
