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gear blindness

When an artist that uses tools in his work starts focusing more on the tools used, often to the point of obsession, rather than the finished product.

See also GAS, Guitar Acquisition Syndrome.
I didn't get anything new recorded last week, had gear blindness from shopping around for new studio monitors.
by jacke747 August 8, 2006
mugGet the gear blindnessmug.

blind-five

a high five tht is a deliberate miss
often could be when drunk or cba to put in effort
at a party:
"matee i just got off with a buff girl"
"blind-five!!!"
by sofi=] January 22, 2008
mugGet the blind-fivemug.

blind zebra

While doing your girl doggy-style you switch back and forth between holes, disregarding any screams or attempts to stop this action. The whole time you moan like a zebra.
Joan was totally being a bitch the other day so I decided to blind zebra her while having sex. Now she can barely walk straight AND has a yeast infection.
by kfree July 20, 2008
mugGet the blind zebramug.

blind ass

a blind asshole
used when ya too fuckin lazy to say "you blind asshole"
shut yo fuckin mouth you blind ass!
by Tyrell James October 31, 2004
mugGet the blind assmug.

blind mummy

While banging a woman doggy style, you fake an orgasm, she then turns around unsuspecting of the wad you have saved to blow in her face. The blinding effect of said wad in her eyes make her run around the bedroom, arms outstretched, like a blind mummy.
Guy:Oh yeah!!!!
Girl: Did you finish??
Guy: Boulla, in da face!
Girl: uhhhhhh!!!!
by Scroat Dog July 20, 2003
mugGet the blind mummymug.

fruit blindness

Inability to recognize homosexuals. Lack of gaydar. Typically used in reference to girlfriends/wives of gay men.
Uh, your boyfriend is totally gay. You have an obvious case of fruit blindness.
by M B I May 14, 2009
mugGet the fruit blindnessmug.

blind betty

When a man jerks off on a womans eye lids while she is passed out. When the woman wakes up her eyes are crusted over causing her to become blinded.
Why do you think Hellen Keller was dumb, deaf, and blind? She got a little more than a blind betty
by Cherry Poppin March 3, 2009
mugGet the blind bettymug.

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