Alaskan Corndog

An Alaskan Corndog is the act of having a person with diahrea shit into a cup roughly the same length as your erect penis. Then you shove your erect penis into the diahrea and then it is cut off and held in place by tape. Let it all freeze over night, in the morning shove a sharp stick in through the dick. You then have an Alaskan Corndog.

Oh man I hope I never have to eat an Alaskan Corndog.

by Jar Boy December 31, 2011

alaskan pipeline

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

honey, you know i had thai food last night. are you still down for this alaskan pipeline?

by atom balm February 15, 2006

alaskan ear plugs

when you jizz in someones ears and it freezes.

damn i gave that bitch an alaskan ear plugs.

Whats that johnny?

fuck you

by drinkmachine777 June 22, 2009

Palmer, Alaska

Small Alaskan town located in the Matanuska Valley, approximately 50 miles north of Anchorage. People from Palmer and the surrounding areas have been refered to as "Valley Trash."

Let's drive to Palmer.

by T. April 17, 2005

alaskan thunderfuck

the shit that will put your mind in a whole other state, makes you think very psychologically and deep

about 5 good hits will have your eyes bleeding and you will not want to move at all hahahaha

very very good bud basically

friend #1 : yoooo lets burn after school

friend 2 : yo i don't really wanna burn

friend 1 : YOOOO i got that alaskan thunderfuck shit

friend 2 : OH WERD THEN IM DOWN NIGGGAAAA!

by ellomate! September 15, 2009

Alaskan Telephone Pole

A sexual act in which one person, usually male, takes a shit, freezes it, then shoves it up the ass of the person they are having sex with.

That guy is too weird, I heard he likes giving girls the Alaskan Telephone Pole without their consent.

by CosmicRebellion September 4, 2009

Alaskan pipeline

An oil pipe network going from crude oil rich Alaska, across central Canada, and into the US. Unlike the other weirdass definitions on here.

The politicians canceled plans for an Alaskan pipeline for oil exports.

by Nobody77 January 3, 2014