you have my axe

An expression of support for someone, referencing Gimli in Lord of the Rings.

"I am going to write a strongly worded e-mail complaining about the withdrawal of Cheetoh Flavored Mountain Dew."
"You have my axe."

by spacechief May 7, 2017

Axe Murderer

Guy who wears too much of that cheap spray on deodorant.

Dude that guy reeks so bad, he's a real Axe Murderer

by Hnastay May 16, 2017

Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

Chill axing

Chill- to be calm and cool.

Axing- to chop things with an axe typically wood.

"Hey do you wanna go chill axing later on?"

by Presidium May 16, 2016

Ax Horseshoe

A nickname for the college sorority "Alpha Chi Omega," due to the spelling and appearance of the Greek letters (ΑΧΩ).

Joe: "Where did you meet that girl?"
John: "I met her through my fraternity's formal. She is in the Ax Horseshoe sorority."

by Bob Pelv September 9, 2016

Axe Bath

The act of dousing yourself in half a can of the most stinky ass (axe) body spray instead of taking a shower, usually by pubescent males who are too lazy to bathe.

I didn't feel like showering yesterday, so I just took an Axe Bath.

by secksysecks December 23, 2019

shooter ax

A type of oil painting that depicts strange men in compromised poses.

Hey boiz, like my shooter ax ?

by barker-painter-kid January 20, 2020