Australian hat hair

Hat hair located in the pubic region. Usually painful due to being matted down by the pants all day.

Oh, dude, I've got the worst Australian hat hair goin' on down there!!

by puggy343 May 24, 2006

Australian Cute

Ugly but Interesting (looking); a girl that is attractive but not considered pretty.

Every insecure hot chick surounds herself with broads that are only Australian cute.

by sniffhog August 12, 2012

Australian Uppercut

The act of running full speed, and ramming your fist up ones ass

Guy 1:See that preppy guy over there?
Guy 2:Yea
Guy 1I gave him an australian uppercut

by SlipknotKid01 January 9, 2011

Australian lips

Australian lips are the lips of a woman in the "land down under" referring to Australia's nickname

Oscar- Dude, last night I kissed Jessie's Australian lips

by That One Croatian May 17, 2014

australian badger

To give a girl the shocker and also do the helicopter dick at the same time.

Curt was exited when Josie wanted to do the Australian badger.

by Jigbuck July 15, 2014

Australian Piss

The act of urinating on a girl's "down under" after engaging in sexual intercourse. Alternative to the American "golden shower".

Mate 1: Did you root that girl last night?
Mate 2: Yah mate, but she didn't enjoy the Australian Piss I took after we finished.

by magpiealert September 5, 2016

Australian Tailgate

An Australian Tailgate is considered one of the most obscene and profane form of suicide. This act can also be used for murder, but due to its length and complexity, is more common as a suicidal act.

First, you must freeze enough bleach to make a 3 foot long rod capable of fitting in your asshole. Once this is complete, you begin to tie yourself, by your feet, to the ceiling while inserting the rod of bleach into your supple asshole, resembling a tail. Once this is complete, you proceed to allow an emu to tear off your clothes while turning up the heat to allow the bleach tail to melt into your system. As the rod/tail begins to melt, you begin to suck the tip of the emus beak as it regurgitates your clothes back into your own mouth. By the time all of the clothes have been thrown up into your digestive system, the rod of bleach should be fully melted, killing you from the inside out.

For those whose lives are upside down, an Australian Tailgate can erase that frown.

by Lacktoesandtollerant June 13, 2018