Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.
Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.
by Samsung8 May 8, 2023

An Amelia Rambler is a sex position that goes from classy to dirty very quickly. Half reverse cowgirl mixed with a half gainer.
That broad used to be classy. I gave her the Amelia Rambler and she's definitely not so classy anymore.
by blimpy January 18, 2017

I was watching TV and my crush showed up and Amelia-Ed me with a bologna sandwich that reminded me of when times were easy
by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

by ,maybemauynbehhggoi November 22, 2023



Any Girl named Amelia Rahmani, Is VERY hot, istg she's a reeky nice person, even tho she's really loud. She can fight so I suggest you never get on her bad side. She swears a lot and is horny 25/8. She a player but if she really likes someone she's the most loyal person you''ll fine. If her first name is Nadia, I can promise you EVERYTHING I just said 1000000% true!
by milleloup December 7, 2020
