Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020
Get the Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montanamug. That feeling you get when you are hella drunk and the world is spinning and you feel like you are being taken up by a UFO.
Bro 1: Dude how drunk were you last night?
Bro 2: I was so drunk I rode the alien bus bro, now I’m SO hungover.
Bro 2: I was so drunk I rode the alien bus bro, now I’m SO hungover.
by Deffochap November 11, 2022
Get the alien busmug. A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. The scientific name for this rare breed of whale is a ‘Benji’ whale. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown you.
by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022
Get the Fat alien whalemug. by Sukon Mabalsak July 12, 2011
Get the Red Alienmug. by Alexandra Beckerman September 4, 2016
Get the Aliensmug. Alien is not as smart as a nerd, not as dumb as a ratty. But some aliens are just nerds with ADHD so they are alien or even ratty until they get their next Adipex or Modafinil or Strattera. But the asshole racist Chinese ducter says "Stick to coffee". Strattera isn't even a stimulant. What the actual fuck?!
You just don't want me to get dangerous brain powers. But jokes on you, I'm getting buffer and swoler.
You just don't want me to get dangerous brain powers. But jokes on you, I'm getting buffer and swoler.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024
Get the Alienmug. by fuckteachannels October 15, 2021
Get the Elvis The Alienmug.