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Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married
Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020
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alien bus

That feeling you get when you are hella drunk and the world is spinning and you feel like you are being taken up by a UFO.
Bro 1: Dude how drunk were you last night?
Bro 2: I was so drunk I rode the alien bus bro, now I’m SO hungover.
by Deffochap November 11, 2022
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Fat alien whale

A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. The scientific name for this rare breed of whale is a ‘Benji’ whale. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown you.
by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022
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Red Alien

An extremely potent ecstasy pill. Never disappoints.
Dude I only had 2 red aliens...and they annihilated me when Kryoman came on the dance floor!
by Sukon Mabalsak July 12, 2011
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Aliens

The most awesome creatures to never walk the planet
by Alexandra Beckerman September 4, 2016
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Alien

Alien is not as smart as a nerd, not as dumb as a ratty. But some aliens are just nerds with ADHD so they are alien or even ratty until they get their next Adipex or Modafinil or Strattera. But the asshole racist Chinese ducter says "Stick to coffee". Strattera isn't even a stimulant. What the actual fuck?!

You just don't want me to get dangerous brain powers. But jokes on you, I'm getting buffer and swoler.
Gimme Adipex, or I will kick your ass highly buff alien style!
by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024
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Elvis The Alien

the guy who called his friend a pedophile with ImAllexx and Bionic Pig
"hey, who's the guy who called Zaptie a pedo?"
"Elvis the Alien?"
by fuckteachannels October 15, 2021
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