I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

Line Alert

When someone has been figured out but can't admit it.

Oh you're not salty?? I call Line Alert

by Faetal October 3, 2018

Amber Alert

When someone shits the bed.

Boy, I really Amber Alerted when I screwed up that job interview.

by datemeamber April 28, 2022

"><script >alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))</script>

abc

yeah abc gotta go "><script >alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))</script>

by preudoHexon January 7, 2022

<script>alert(a);</script>

<script>alert(a);</script>

<script>alert(a);</script>

by ENZOGBS December 23, 2019

Spew Alert

To warn someone in the subject line of an email that they shouldn't read it with a mouthful of anything, or it might wind up on their screen, or keyboard...

"A little joke for you >Spew Alert<"

"Damn, Dave should have given me a spew alert before mailing me the goatse, I need a new keyboard"

by MedPig November 13, 2007

Bendichon Alert

Used when they see, want or expect a baby, and it also can be used when u see a cute mini animal.

Look at those cute fishys , ¡bendichon alert!

by mariczacool September 8, 2020