The first Castlevania game for the Gameboy, and almost inarguably the worst game in the entire series. The music is pretty damn good, just like in any Castlevania game...and that's really the only good thing anyone has to say about it.
With a protagonist that moves slower than a sedated turtle and can't jump to save his life, a lack of subweapons which are present in all the other games, a lot of sections where you MUST get invincibility to avoid getting hit as soon as you spawn, a stage that becomes unwinnable if you take the wrong path, a weapon that downgrades when you get hit, a multitude of sections where it's impossible to NOT get hit without whip upgrades, insultingly easy boss fights (except for Dracula, whose second form is actually quite tough), and tricky parkour sections that are made almost impossible by the painfully slow movement of the protagonist, Castlevania: The Adventure is often considered one of the worst games for the Gameboy.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2022
Get the Castlevania: The Adventuremug. A word every girl on dating apps use that they don’t actually do.
They also intentionally leave it as vague as possible because they don't really even know what it means. They just copy what other girls say.
It’s supposed to mean that their knight in shining armor book boyfriend (who’s also a high salary doctor) picks them up spontaneously and takes them to some random place that is magnificent and exciting.
But no one actually does this because this is the real world and life’s not fair.
They also intentionally leave it as vague as possible because they don't really even know what it means. They just copy what other girls say.
It’s supposed to mean that their knight in shining armor book boyfriend (who’s also a high salary doctor) picks them up spontaneously and takes them to some random place that is magnificent and exciting.
But no one actually does this because this is the real world and life’s not fair.
Girl 1: I put in my dating profile that I want guys who will take me on an adventure. I left it really vague because I don’t really know what it means?
Girl 2: Well? Did he take you on an adventure?
Girl 1: Yes! Instead of Chipotle he took me to Taco Bell. It was so romantic :)
Girl 2: Well? Did he take you on an adventure?
Girl 1: Yes! Instead of Chipotle he took me to Taco Bell. It was so romantic :)
by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023
Get the Adventuremug. More commonly known as AOTM, Adventures of the Misfits is a comic series with the three main characters Marco, Kitty and Kayla Misfit. The book series also has 30 - 40 more characters with well-formed personalities. The book is about a rehabilitation center for misfits, creatures of all species shunned by society. The story is set in a faraway planet called Twoface, a planet with two main continents, Lumin and Afyrin. The Misfits live in a cozy house in Lumin, constantly encountering problems caused by a group of space pirates, the notorious Arcturus. The story is narrated by Llevelynn Misfit.
"Take me with you, moon man," said Kitty desperately, choking back tears as he gazed upon Wanderlust's scaly face, his eyes glistening with tears, his voice pleading.
"I do so wish I could, young cat, but alas, I could never do such a thing, for you belong here, with your family."
"Please! Don't leave me! I want to travel the world with you, to see the distant planets and dance among the stars! Who knows what wonders we will chance upon!"
"Kitty, please. You have to realize what's happening."
"W-What? Wanderlust? What's going on?"
"You forgot your schizophrenia pills."
"Huh?"
Kitty woke with a jolt from the hallucination, frowning. The cold feeling of Wanderlust's scaly skin on his fur lingered in his mind, the image of her bright smile burning in his vision when he closed his eyes. She was real, he insisted. He wanted to leave this hell of a planet and borrow her wings, flying so freely among the stars without a care in the world. He wished so much for her to come back, but now it was time for dinner, and he was sure Jake would hide those disgusting bitter pills in his meal again, then force him to swallow them when he spat them out.
- Adventures of the Misfits novel, unknown chapter
"I do so wish I could, young cat, but alas, I could never do such a thing, for you belong here, with your family."
"Please! Don't leave me! I want to travel the world with you, to see the distant planets and dance among the stars! Who knows what wonders we will chance upon!"
"Kitty, please. You have to realize what's happening."
"W-What? Wanderlust? What's going on?"
"You forgot your schizophrenia pills."
"Huh?"
Kitty woke with a jolt from the hallucination, frowning. The cold feeling of Wanderlust's scaly skin on his fur lingered in his mind, the image of her bright smile burning in his vision when he closed his eyes. She was real, he insisted. He wanted to leave this hell of a planet and borrow her wings, flying so freely among the stars without a care in the world. He wished so much for her to come back, but now it was time for dinner, and he was sure Jake would hide those disgusting bitter pills in his meal again, then force him to swallow them when he spat them out.
- Adventures of the Misfits novel, unknown chapter
by cuteypuppy7449 January 8, 2021
Get the Adventures of the Misfitsmug. by Sneaky420 October 14, 2022
Get the Jojo's bizarre adventuremug. by ahatintimeprosu March 13, 2022
Get the gumballs bizarre adventuremug. going somewhere extravagant, not knowing where exactly yet but having a sort of "adventure" in mind.
Des: "I wanna go somewhere dope"
David: "We will tomorrow, well adventurize and figure it out as we go."
David: "We will tomorrow, well adventurize and figure it out as we go."
by summu December 27, 2018
Get the adventurizemug. by anonymous September 9, 2020
Get the afanmMobile Adventuresmug.