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Assassin Fone

1. The ultimate fone used by ultimate people. Buyers include Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, Sean Connery, Benicio Del Toro, Russel Crowe, the nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Baby from who framed roger rabbit, Keanu Reeves, X-President Regan, Milla Jovovich, And the bald guy from Reign of Fire.
2. A fone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and arsenic compartments, choke cable, GPS with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.
"What was the man strangled with?"
"It looks like it was done with an Assassin fone!"
by Assassin Fone Inc. January 2, 2009
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assectomy

When one's ass gets procedurally and surgically removed. Hurts like fuck.
I can't sit on my chair because of this damn assectomy
by Anus Remover Extrordanar March 10, 2009
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Assassinator

Not an ordinary assassin, they are man or a woman (Imagine a terminator) paid to clean up the human trash. Human trash meaning those who we all hate, AKA assholes. Assassinators will not go down so easily, they are unstoppable and will terminate those bastards you hates.
Friend 1: "Hey Fred, I just hired an Assassinator just to kill you"
Fred: "Haha, it better not be like last time, like when the assassin failed to kill me"
Friend 2: "Fred don't worry about it. Assassinators never fail"
Friend 1: "They're UNSTOPPABLE"
by Gwei Lun October 4, 2009
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double-assed

1. Exerted 400% more effort than a half-assed attempt. (Or 200% more effort than usual)
2. Worked very hard on
Man, I slacked off and bombed the midterm but it worked out OK because I double-assed the final.
by Piversus Delta October 21, 2007
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bone assed

Somebody is gonna do some bone assed thing
by oriel March 5, 2008
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Ever Through Ashes

Ever Through Ashes ETA was created in the summer of 2004 striving for one purpose - to write and create invigorating yet original sounds of rock and metal. Based out of Orange County, the band has been building an army of fans and converting the masses by bridging sonic guitar assaults and rhythms akin to those of Avenged Sevenfold and A.F.I., while bands like Bad Religion and The Offspring set their frenetic pace. Aside from the heaviness and rapid beats, the musicians behind Ever Through Ashes prove to be exceedingly talented as heard in their technical riffs and drumbeats.

Albums: Lusus Naturae

Band Members: Johnny Bisaha - Vocals
Chris Gommez - Lead Guitar
Paul Hessing - Guitar
Dean Pierce - Bass
Joseph Barrero - Drums
Ever Through Ashes is one kick ass band!! And I really love them!
by Jennifer Lubin September 23, 2008
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