An asshole thing you do in order to save your own ass. It's considered saving your dick when you screw someone over really bad just to getout of something yourself making it 10 times as worse as just saving your ass. Once someone has "done it to save my dick" they have caused a never ending cycle of people fucking up other people just to save themselves. The only way to stop this cycle is if someone manages to get to the person who started it all and either narc on them or beat the shit out of them. If someone screws you over and says they did it to save their dick, they are completed justified and you have to deal with it or fuck them up.
Friend #1: Dude, why did you tell your mom that I was the one who pissed on your couch?
Friend #2: Do you know what would happen if my mom found out I did it? I did it to save my dick.
Friend #2: Do you know what would happen if my mom found out I did it? I did it to save my dick.
by TriggerWave August 29, 2008
This is the classic comeback used by people too retarded to think of a smart insult
If you use this as a comeback, you are probably a-
Retard
Someone with a small dick
Someone with a iq smaller than their dick
Someone who has no dick
Someone who has no iq
Someone who gets 0 pussy and has 0 hoes
Someone who probably wears 10 foot platforms and thinks that they are some emo shithead that worships satan. (I'm looking at you, Bunny).
If you use this as a comeback, the person who you said it to has legal rights to beat the shit out of you and tear off your ears and shove them down your throat.
If you use this as a comeback, you are probably a-
Retard
Someone with a small dick
Someone with a iq smaller than their dick
Someone who has no dick
Someone who has no iq
Someone who gets 0 pussy and has 0 hoes
Someone who probably wears 10 foot platforms and thinks that they are some emo shithead that worships satan. (I'm looking at you, Bunny).
If you use this as a comeback, the person who you said it to has legal rights to beat the shit out of you and tear off your ears and shove them down your throat.
Guy 1: "I was at the park and my friend showed up. We had a great time."
Guy 2: "Haha, when?"
Guy 1: "Oh it was yest-"
Guy 2: "No! When did I ask?!"
Guy 1: *Kicks other guy and knocks him out. Proceeds to rip Guy 2's ears off and shove them down their throat.*
Guy 2: "Haha, when?"
Guy 1: "Oh it was yest-"
Guy 2: "No! When did I ask?!"
Guy 1: *Kicks other guy and knocks him out. Proceeds to rip Guy 2's ears off and shove them down their throat.*
by snerfl February 01, 2021
The act of politely introducing yourself for the first time to your significant other's family before sneaking off to urinate around their house.
A nonsensical phrase used to distract someone confronting you long enough to get out of an embarrassing situation.
A nonsensical phrase used to distract someone confronting you long enough to get out of an embarrassing situation.
by KatSpinner1 December 23, 2017
just the opposite of that's what she did meaning; it sounds like it's something a guy would do or looks like a guy woukld do
-2 guys got a bunch of boxes in the trunk of a car-
guy1-oh yeah!! we got it in!!
guy2-that's what he did
-2 gurls trying to put money in a vending machine-
gurl1-ugh it won't go in!
gurl2-that's what he did
-guy puts pencil through sharpener-
guy2 that's what he did
guy1-oh yeah!! we got it in!!
guy2-that's what he did
-2 gurls trying to put money in a vending machine-
gurl1-ugh it won't go in!
gurl2-that's what he did
-guy puts pencil through sharpener-
guy2 that's what he did
by tica0sofa09 December 10, 2010
by Joslin August 18, 2005
What did you do, I asked you.
by Debskelly1985 March 01, 2023
by ben derover October 12, 2007