Mitch

A male bitch

My ex was definitely a mitch

by Kc Bway November 23, 2021

mitch schmidt

The pulsating state of an erect penis, when a penis is engorged to the extent that the blood distends the skin of the penis (specifically the glans).

When I jerking off on Devon's sweet face and about to pop, my dick was all mitch schmidt.

by Victor Sanchez III December 27, 2013

Mitch

to look like a dominos delivery man

that pizza guy is such a mitch

by fightingpeacock February 27, 2017

Mitch

Mitch, a kind guy who can be really annoying. He’ll pay attention to anything you say and try to remember, even if it’s really stupid. He’s good at keeping a conversation going but once again- he’s annoying. He’s really loud and talks too much, he also probably can’t keep a girlfriend if he gets one somehow. He’s handsome to some but ugly to others, even though he’s a gymaholic. Try to be nice to a Mitch if you meet one because if you break his heart he will keep it to himself, and break himself down. You always want to know a Mitch.

Girl one: “Hey there’s Mitch! Isn’t he cute?”
Girl two: “Ewww no he’s ugly- personality wise too!”

by Mitchpleaseaskmeout March 30, 2022

Mitching

The act of Fucking over another employee or co-worker. Leaving one stranded for hours upon hours.

" Hey I'll be right back (7:00 Am)........... (3:00 Pm) Oh sorry the Lt. asked me to do something.

" Hey I'm going to grab a coffee anyone want one?........... (4 hours later) "oh sorry I forgot your coffee I'll go grab it now"

" Man yesterday I got Mitched hard"

"I can't stand the Mitching that goes on here"

by The survivors of Mitching August 21, 2011

Mitch

Mitch is an amazing boy. He is so dumb and smart and out going and so sweet. He is always there for his friends and makes everyone laugh. He can be very stupid sometimes and be sensitive and care about what others say about him but other than that almost everyone loves Mitch!

Wow they are so lucky to call Mitch they’re friend!

by Tdh June 16, 2019

Mitch

Mitch is the type of person who is there to make you laugh can be considered as a joker he knows how to look after his girl and is quite a popular person, he has some bad habits but everyone does, he knows how to take care of his family and can defend himself really well. He cares a lot for his mother and his brother because they mean the most to him, he can be the type who takes a long time to answer because he is too busy with something else.

Oh that mitch guy yeah he's such a joker

by charlz132 October 24, 2017