kevin: bruh i got hella trauma, i have a switch daddy kink
kyle: no way me too
kevin: uwu daddy
kyle: *blushes* no u
kyle: no way me too
kevin: uwu daddy
kyle: *blushes* no u
by BadStrawberryShortCake March 30, 2021
by Glitch_bitch February 15, 2021
Dave: I have to tell you something.
Micheal: What's up?
Dave: I think i have a crush on your ex girlfriend...
Micheal: Wtf Dave.
Sebastian: Dave has an ex girlfriend kink!
Micheal: What's up?
Dave: I think i have a crush on your ex girlfriend...
Micheal: Wtf Dave.
Sebastian: Dave has an ex girlfriend kink!
by Kumbear December 16, 2022
On this day, anyone with any kinks gets to go wild and be the horniest mfs out there, if you’re in a relationship or single, don’t waste a goddamn moment, and live out your wildest fantasies, kinks, fetishes or whatever you enjoy, this holiday is a day to cherish.
This day takes place December 11th, so mark your calendars
This day takes place December 11th, so mark your calendars
“Today is National Kink Day, time to ask my girl for some BDSM pics.”
“I can’t wait for my boyfriend to dominate me”
“I can’t wait for my boyfriend to dominate me”
by You wish, bitch June 27, 2021
When you continually run for Speaker of the US House of Representatives and keep losing, and lose by a wider margin each day.
"I don't know what's worse, Kevin McCarthy repeatedly losing ballots to be Speaker of the House, or getting fewer votes than the Democratic Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries in every ballot."
"I saw that grin he had... between getting fewer votes each day and getting reprimanded for squatting by moving into the Office of the Speaker before actually winning the vote? McCarthy sure has a Public Humiliation Kink."
"I saw that grin he had... between getting fewer votes each day and getting reprimanded for squatting by moving into the Office of the Speaker before actually winning the vote? McCarthy sure has a Public Humiliation Kink."
by Cysteine2 January 06, 2023
by Infinity.Syc0 December 30, 2005
by s54ch3r March 09, 2018