Nah Gordon Jillitch was once named Gordon Samsey, but one day his mum cooked him soup. Gordon Jillitch ate that soup so fast, but he did not realise that soup was infected with Jillitch... This happened 245 years ago, and to this day everyone calls him Gordon Jillitch
by Krishna Morris October 27, 2023
Get the Gordon Jillitchmug. He’s very sped an slow he sucks at ball an is a noob at fornite an thinks he’s cool but isn’t an is very ugly
Gordon is ugly
by Hoe ass bitch nigga May 14, 2019
Get the Gordonmug. 
“I love you, Gordon.”
by Sofa Doodles August 1, 2022
Get the Gordonmug. Gordons are the most tallest person you'll ever meet they are hansome and have a deep voice which attracts lots of girls but he is shy. Most Gordons are Greek and Russian. Star Wars, Call of Duty, guns and knives are attributes that are commonly known for Gordons they are the most loyal person ever. Gordons can be the greatest person ever or you will run for you life if you challenge them. They love dogs more than people.
by HomieMegalodon66 November 22, 2021
Get the Gordonmug. Using a stuffed pizza crust as a condom while engaging in anal sex, where the receiving partner eats the crust after the act.
"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."
by Anal Satan June 17, 2025
Get the Crusty Gordonmug.