chubby greek

A small, rather fat and often misshapen penis that is utterly useless in pleasuring a woman whether hard or flaccid. It may be extremely hairy and accompanied by frumunda cheese. The term originated because most Greek men possess this quality. Similar to a chode but quite the opposite of a chud.

Mrs spekovos: " Oh why did I marry a Greek man? I can't even look at his chubby greek without gagging".
Mrs. Chang: "Does it stink"?
Mrs. Spekovos: "Yes, terribly".

by Ol pappy November 15, 2017

chubby wubby waffle

basically hoda

oh sarah did you see that chubby wubby waffle"

by sarahdan January 27, 2017

Chubby plumper

1)Someone who likes or needs to tease a man's member to get it as hard as possible before intercourse.
2)Someone who has no choice but to satisfy themselves, sexually, because they have no one willing to do it for them .

1)Man, after drinking all night a girl better be a chubby plumper or I'll never get hard enough to have sex.

2) Women are so touchy these days I have to be my own chubby plumoer.

Yeah I've got a girlfriend but we havent had sex in weeks , I can either be a chubby plumper, leave her or cheat. I chose chubby plumper. (For now)

by B1BrealBu May 3, 2023

Chubby Noodle

When your significant other farts on your dick during anal intercourse, causing the skin around your penis to balloon out.

"I gotta fart baby! Pull out!"
"No, it's fine I've always wanted a chubby noodle."

by Dylan:) January 22, 2019

Chubby King

A little prince with fat rolls (usually a baby)

Janice: awwww look at the chubby king, he is so adorable!

by Fat Jeff 100 July 5, 2022

Increase the Chubby

An uncommon and unsettling phrase used on Reddit, purportedly meaning to increase or add members to an existing group of friends. Most people think it's just a sex thing, regardless of what Redditors who use it say.

"I'm trying to increase the chubby so we can all go to Sam's for karaoke this weekend!"

by gremlinsnacks April 29, 2025

Chubby Week

When one is on her menstrual, that time of the month,

My chubby week started today .

by Bossladytheprincess March 5, 2021