May 2nd

National give your girlfriend/crush chocolate day.

Him: I bought you a box of chocolate!

Her: Thank you, but why?

Him: its May 2nd, national give your girlfriend chocolate day dummy.

by Tarzan loves khloe February 6, 2023

November 2nd

National tell your crush how you feel day

Lucas: Yo do you know what today is?
Lucy: November 2nd?
Lucas: Ya but it’s also national tell your crush how you feel day

by Ragina Phalangie October 29, 2019

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018

april 2nd

your name is haley garber and you are in 7th grade and you to tri-valley

Oh her birthday is April 2nd? Her name is Haley Garber!

by Ivy Hernandez September 28, 2020

December 2nd

the day social media decided that we all skip school😌
tik tok: http.brooklyn.g :)

barney: yo is there a national day on december 2nd?

betty: yeah! it’s national skip school day😌✌🏼

by your moms bean green casserole December 1, 2019

The 2nd Saturday of April

for the BOYS if you have a girlfriend then not today. if you have stuff to do, do it with the boys. If you don't have friends then ignore everything and take time on you.

yo The 2nd Saturday of April is gonna be lit asf 🔥

by 欠陥のある June 20, 2021

December 2nd

The day my boyfriend and I want to skip school and hang out.

I can't wait for December 2nd

by Saxophones are cool November 29, 2019