jank and a pack of ranch

Emily didn't get my joke she is jank and a pack of ranch
by sunnydinthehouse September 22, 2015
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Cadillac Ranch Creations

Cadillac Ranch Creations is the most awesome boutique around. They have blingy jewelry, rockin' clothing, funky flip flops, and must have home decor, and much much more. They are famous for their laid back friendly customer service and their custom creations. The owner, Anita, is a fabulous fashionista and one of the greatest people to ever meet. She can create you anything! Just see for yourself they're online :)
Cadillac Ranch Creations boutique Cadillac Ranch fashionista rockin' blingy greatest fabulous custom friendly Anita awesome funky Creations famous laid back haute couture chic sassy classy diva
by Groovy Granny March 08, 2011
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ranch sandwich

The act of jizzing on 2 slices of bread and feeding it to your own mother.
I gave my mommy a ranch sandwich
by Linguini da sauce February 14, 2017
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Ranch fist

To fist your partner while only using ranch dressing as lubrication
We ruined our brand new sheets last night when you gave me that ranch fist honey
by Furry peach December 08, 2018
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Ranch Hand

When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.
"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."
by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023
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ranch-hand

A leader who will do anything to accomplish their goals. This is especially the case when it causes the suffering and painful death of people, including their constituents.

(Origin: Operation Ranch Hand)
Hello, I am Commander "Ranch-Hand" Smith. I am best known for pushing one of my privates into the line of fire to use as a distraction to escape.
by PresidentMarena August 10, 2021
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girls who eat ranch

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing
Danny: do you like ranch
Lindsey: yes, in fact I am part of a cult called girls who eat ranch
by RogueSoul22 January 05, 2021
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