cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!

My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?

by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022

Hidden Valley Ranch

Name for a woman's thick and creamy pussy juice.

Layla has the best Hidden Valley Ranch that I have ever tasted.

by Pelosi Hammered Me May 17, 2023

ranch catch

When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.

I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.

by Sweetbabycakes September 27, 2022

Springwood Ranch

A sexual act involving an erection, ranch seasoning, and fellatio.

Joe: You look happy Matt. What's got you in such a good mood?

Matt: Sarah and tried The Springwood Ranch last night. I had no idea she liked ranch so much.

by chaoticpoetry November 5, 2022

ranch attack

The act of sex in a dressing room

" he gave her a ranch attack in walmart

by Hfobaiaba December 17, 2023

Buffalo Ranch Pussy

When a woman orgasms to completion while on her period.

YOOO, Sara's like a freak freak man! I ain't no vampire, but she had a buffalo ranch pussy last night. I DID THAT!

by Mossy Stone March 22, 2025

Ranched

Absolutely destroyed someone at a game or activity

"We won 10-0, we completely ranched those guys!"

by ranch in my pants January 1, 2021