It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."
I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.
by melodious December 21, 2006

Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.
by idedontknow October 25, 2004

Usually wears glasses has loads of freinds. Nervous about asking girls out. Not sure if he picked the right girl.
by XxSuperTuberxX November 2, 2017

He’s the best sexiest hunkiest better than you at Fortnite and is also very athletic and doesn’t have braces
by JakeyBoy 320 October 15, 2018

A very odd boy who is very ugly and has many pimples. He loves technology and politics and is usually very funny but can be extremely annoying at times. Over all jake is very lovable although gets made of by other stupid boys. We love him.
by annaissocoolomg September 25, 2020

The “god” at everything. The best at sex and the og fortnite pro,also does a lot of stupid shit 24/7
I wanna be jake.
by Jake.69 November 26, 2018

by Creampie mpie nonce January 20, 2019
