Admiral Cupcake

The leader of the infamous Cupcake Navy, Highly decorated and completely badass. A title of the highest regard. Admiral Cupcake gives no second chances, also his ship, The USS Asskickery, is a space ship with time travel capabilities.

Admiral Cupcake? You have never heard of the Admiral of the Cupcake Navy?! Man, you are gonna be in for a shock!

by Exoz September 20, 2013

burnt cupcake

When you fuck your bitch and your dick comes out brown

My bæ came over last night and I ended up with a Burnt cupcake

by Imatree59 February 7, 2017

cupcake fan

a cupcake fan is someone who is WAAAAY into a fandom / celebrity. they often focus on been noticed by their fav and constantly asking you to like their recent. they overuse simple emojis, and they may sometimes make terrible edits on knock off video editor apps. nobody likes them because they are cringe and annoying.

“I love Shawn Mendes soo much!😣😣😣😍😍😍❤️😘😢”

“aalwaysmendes is such a cupcake fan. she does too much in the fandom”

by pariswtflmao May 27, 2020

pussywaffle cupcakes

The scariest man you will ever meet.

Pussywaffle cupcakes proceeded to rip of a man's skin and wear it while simultaneously eating his spleen and dancing.

by Aredisnxu7xjksk November 8, 2017

Greensboro Cupcake

When you take a fat shit on your significant other , then splooge directly on top of the poop creating a yummy glazed no-bake.

"Yo I heard Ty gave Sandy a Greensboro cupcake, and she gobbled it up"

by LimpDickDanny November 5, 2022

Sex Cupcake

Just about the hottest thing you can find on this planet. It mixes the two greatest things - pastry and intercourse. Also, another word for someone who is very good in bed.

"That girl's a total sex cupcake, I hear every guy she's been with has never had a complaint."

by LexiLovin July 28, 2012

Split Cupcake

slang for vagina

I totally got in her split cupcake the other night.

by j8886 December 7, 2011