n.-
The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.
Note: May be served cold or hot.
The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.
Note: May be served cold or hot.
1. "I regretted not grabbing a tissue before masturbating. Afterwards, I was left with nothing but shame and a Salty Pop-Tart."
2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."
3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."
2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."
3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."
by DrSwift December 7, 2011
Get the Salty Pop-Tartmug. by Mr. Tyler F January 13, 2008
Get the f uck tartmug. by niihka July 25, 2016
Get the pop-tart stainmug. When a man takes a hot steamy shit in a woman asshole and then inserts a firecracker and lights it, possibly doing anal with the woman after.
by MURDOCISGOD July 29, 2017
Get the Alabama pop tartmug. Fred was walking down the street when Alice saw him checking her out, she reached in her purse and pulled out her emergency pop tart and Pop-tart Slapped him across the face. She then proceeded to eat the delicious strawberry pop tart.
by spangar July 14, 2011
Get the Pop-tart Slappedmug. by dd147 November 28, 2011
Get the tart your pumpkinmug. 