Skip to main content

John Cena

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAA
Person 1: Do you know who John Cena is?

Person 2: No.

Person 1: Get your ass outta my house.
by asdfafadgdagdasfgasdfga May 17, 2021
mugGet the John Cenamug.

Being a John

causing irriation and annoyance with a sprinkle of green sword syndrome
Hey I am being a John, listen to me or I will ban you
by Gabbanga February 12, 2025
mugGet the Being a Johnmug.

John

John can replace a person, place or thing
“Hey pass me that John” “what John are you talking about?” “I’m talking about the John on the table
by John hein February 10, 2021
mugGet the Johnmug.

Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.
Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.
by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023
mugGet the Alexander John Majormug.

John Krasinski

Other Person: "John Krasinski was totally great on lip sync battle"
Me: "Who is John?"
Other Person: "I mean Jim Halpert."
by oldtinbox October 31, 2017
mugGet the John Krasinskimug.

Dirty John Bales

The act of fucking a prostitute so hard that she dies(can only take place in 1898)
That boy dirty John bales fucked a prostitute so hard she died
by Bruhlmao69420 March 19, 2023
mugGet the Dirty John Balesmug.

John

#9cmDick
Oh "lol" John, nice dick
by #18cm January 4, 2017
mugGet the Johnmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email