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25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."
by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013
mugGet the 25% fruit juicemug.

Nut juice

Any milk made from nuts
Get me the nut juice out of the fridge please. Almond or cashew?
by Dank musky January 10, 2022
mugGet the Nut juicemug.

Juice pedal

Let's go.......step on the juice pedal, baby!
by doc robin hood January 4, 2023
mugGet the Juice pedalmug.

cow globes juice

the best drink for ur body, it makes u feel juicy and big, like a champion
by mrstilettox February 5, 2021
mugGet the cow globes juicemug.

Juice wrlds drank

The popular rapper Juice wrld's favorite drank is when he "mix the codeine with the hi c"
Damn bro you making some of that Juice wrlds drank
by ibvoss August 8, 2020
mugGet the Juice wrlds drankmug.

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