super eyebrows

Eyebrows that are large, dark, and bushy. Often take up the majority of the face. Characterized by being so large that they are, in fact, a distraction when trying to talk to that person. Not to be confused with a unibrow. Super eyebrows are separated, just gigantic in size.

Wow, that chick sure has some super eyebrows going on.

Joe Jonas is a great example of someone with super eyebrows.

super eyebrows by Sami Gee July 7, 2008

Cloudy Eyed 

The act of being high on weed.

Me and my boys smoked killer weed and got cloudy eyed. after that we proceeded to pic up some girls and go eat at 7 eleven

Cloudy Eyed by Mr. Tyler Vercetti October 10, 2008

Highway Eyes

Sexy ass eyes duh!!

Those highway eyes are driving me crazy, i wanna fuck you now!!!

Highway Eyes by TiffDog July 20, 2009

Corn Eyed Fudge Dragon 

Another juicy adjective used to describe a large, serpentine bowel movement. This saying came into being when I dropped a hefty deuce one night and then looked down into the bowl of the toilet only to see that I was being stared up at by something resembling a large serpentine dragon with two corn eyes and a peanut grin.

Verily, the brave knight hath slain the Corn Eyed Fudge Dragon!

Corn Eyed Fudge Dragon by Dirty_Mister_Bent August 29, 2010

one eyed, one legged pirate 

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

one eyed, one legged pirate by JewSlap August 8, 2016

molly eyes 

Eyeballs with extremely dilated/large pupils due to Molly (MDMA) or other drugs.

"Dude, you got some wicked molly eyes going on...."

molly eyes by ASkyeHigherThanTheSky June 13, 2017

Coon Eyes 

The tan line caused by wearing sunglasses. The sun tans or burns your face but the area around your eyes are protected by the sunglasses. When you remove the sunglasses you are left with pale eyes and a burned face. Much resembling the way a raccoons face looks.

Man, I should probably take off my shades before I get coon eyes.

Coon Eyes by Marshll47 June 2, 2018