Fluffing your whites

Slang for masturbation, not unlike:

Bopping the baloney, cleaning your rifle, flute solo, jerkin the gherkin, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy.

Fluffing your whites:
Person 1: Why were you late for work this morning?
Person 2: Sorry, I was fluffing my whites.

Steve: Aww man, my mom walked in on me while I was fluffing my whites yesterday.

by BroccoliBird420 August 21, 2017

white bat caden

when you blow someone through your gappy teeth

i gave tyrone a white bat caden last night

by EL COBITO October 23, 2018

Holy White Man!

A classic Australian colloquialism used primarily by Australia's older order, namely Jeff. When uttered, this word strikes fear in the hearts of young beta males who fail to understand simple concepts.

Jeff: What did you get for the answer for 1-e^-t/rc?
Student: haha 69
Jeff: Holy White Man!

by Jeffsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsfsdfs May 14, 2019

chunky white crunch

A synonymous slang phrase for methamphetamine.

She's totally gacked up off that chunky white crunch.

by P to the C September 23, 2017

great white shart

When he splooges in your asshole and you fart and the cum shoots out of your ass as great white shart

Stop cumming in my ass Dad! I can't stand these great white sharts!

by cock locker February 25, 2018

White willow close

A gated community in Ashford, where many famous people live, such as Gordon Ramsey, Simon Cowell, Ali Larsen, Gross Gore and Coksal

A: Where were you last weekend
B: I hung out with celebreties in White Willow Close

by Joe_Sterling January 9, 2020

Will off the white claw

Someone who thinks a girl drink won't fuck them up but then turns out they get lit and into their emotions. Tend to believe what they say is true and dont shut up also.

Don't be a Will off the white claw.

Stop being a Will off the white claw.

There he goes again being a Will off the white claw.

by William Portal September 12, 2020