Filipino Savings Time (FST)

(noun) refers to the adjustment made on the actual expected time to account for Filipino time.

Mark wants to start his show at exactly 8:00PM and expects everyone to be there already. Since his audience might consist of Filipinos, he announces his show to start at Filipino Savings Time (FST) 7:00PM instead, taking to consider the usual Filipino Time.

by Andrei "CodeCalibre" June 20, 2010

This one time at band camp

A phrase (originally came from American Pie 2) used to start off the description of any random, usually kinky or otherwise appalling sexual act. Typically somehow connected with band, but can be entirely random, also.

"This one time at band camp, I sodomized a drumstick."

by Bob_Lenz April 11, 2008

Worst Movies Of All Time

Any movie with that fuckin talentless "J-lo" bitch in it.

Uh, do you need one?

by Ninjalo November 30, 2003

Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP)

Communication protocol between the female anatomy that allows the sychronization of menstrual cycles when females are living in close proximity for extended periods of time.

Bob the polygamist has 5 wives who originally had different menstrual cycle dates. Upon moving into the same house, all womens cycles synced to begin on the same date. This phenomenon is accomplished via the Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP) in which all womens cycles sync to a similar date.

by thevagman@yourcervix January 21, 2011

The mountains are pink it's time to drink

The sun is low on the horizon. The mountains are stunningly illuminated. It's time for happy hour!

Dave Johnston said the mountains are pink it's time to drink. Bottoms up!

by puddykast May 6, 2016

Old Time Picture Show

This is when you tie someone to a chair and force them to watch videos of you jacking off in other peoples faces while you jack off on their face and film it for future use.

I have a feeling Aaron will love the old time picture show tonight and give it two thumbs up.

by Fingerlove November 26, 2010

Happy-Fun-Bath-Time

The act of being in the presence of others whist preforming bathroom rituals ie. shaving/grooming ones self. Does not have to be contained to a bathroom can be in kitchen sink or other water orifaces'. Must always be happy and enjoying ones self.

'I was thinking about having a shower but then i decided to yell Happy-Fun-Bath-Time and everyone congrigated in the kitchen sink and I percided to shave my legs while others grooms whist in my presence. We were all happy and there was some hasting giggling' -The Mac

by moanington October 13, 2010