Penis Popper

A girl who is addicted to your big fat juicy third leg of a cock.

My girl is a total penis popper. My dick is her drug.

by Bigpeepeejay January 10, 2021

Penis Cronker

A homosexual male

Brad you fucking Penis Cronker where's my shit

by T4LL3RB3N June 30, 2021

penis fly trap

a woman with the clinical diagnosis of vaginismus; the reoccurent and persistent involuntary contraction of the perineal muscles surrounding the outer third of the vagina when vaginal penetration is attempted with penis, finger, tampon or speculum

"yo, dont go near that bitch, Regina, shes a total penis fly trap, i almost lost my fist in there"

by Ana Winters, Breus, & Marge Phillips April 23, 2007

Penis Monkey Lover

someone who is "gay" and loves tiny penises with so much hair, you can not see the penis.

Wow did you see Jack the other day. He is such a Penis Monkey lover.

by Penis's June 20, 2011

gropin my penis

what ur mother did to me last night. trebek.

Me: Hey trebek i slept with ya motha last night.
You: You have to let go of the pickle to play the game.
Trebek: Of simon and garfunkel, the one that is not garfunkel.

Me: I garfunkeled ya motha last night trebek while she was gropin my penis

by let go of the pickel May 17, 2010

fat boy penis

When a fat man lift's up his stomach,starts intercourse (preferably doggystyle),then drop the belly on them

Briz gave me the fat boy penis and wore my back out

by yung briz August 25, 2008

Tom Clancy's Penis

A massive gaping organ with tentacles and a mind of a killer and the balls of a pedophile.

Holy shit, Tom Clancy's penis just destroyed my house and paralyzed me while skeeting everywhere. OMG hahahahaha.

by Aarons Mom September 5, 2008