jacking my dick

When you friend is fucking with you. Similar to pulling my leg.

Hey Kent quit jacking my dick bro where's my cookies.

by Felixthe January 9, 2017

Jack Pace-Bain

A fanny with only one testicle

Hey Jack Pace-Bain, how many balls do you have?
One *weeps*

by Nannybread February 24, 2023

Jack Of All Shades

If somebody wears far too many pairs of sunglasses, often even indoors, they are considered a Jack Of All Shades.

They're likely to combine the two aspects of owning far too many pairs of sunglasses and wearing sunglasses far too often, just as regularly in a sunny atmosphere as in winter, at night time, or indoors.

Dexter : “Have you seen Carl? He's been wearing sunglasses all day, even in the office.”
Larry : “Wow... I guess he must be a Jack Of All Shades.”

by C L G February 14, 2020

Dump-n-jack

When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.

"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"

"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"

by create1ders October 17, 2011

Jack Off Lawson

A man with a shite trim. His head is usually referred to as egg looking.

Watch out its a Jack Off Lawson

by MisterBigD123 June 9, 2020

hit my jack

to like hit someone up on they phone (milwaukee wisconsin slang)

what’s up shawty, you a fire bitty on what!
hit my jack later girl

by milwaukeeslang May 29, 2023

Jack Septic Eye

This would look great on a mug

I fucking love Jack Septic Eye

by Cochoco August 2, 2018