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aint you nathaniel b

The writer suggests we 'hold up', signalling the xenoliterary statement about to be delivered to us, and him suggesting us to in fact hold up in order to properly process what he is about to say.
It is obvious to anyone the line is not meant to be complimentary, in fact, the statement is intended as an insult!
Now, of course, you ask yourself, "well, who is Nathaniel B? if he's trying to insult him why not compare him to someone we know?".
This is the wrong way to approach the analysis.
Of course, don't feel bad, it takes a learned individual to understand concepts of this nature, especially a concept that flirts so sensitively with the metaphysical.
If the young man were to compare the other man to someone generally perceived as negative, if he'd compared him to an infamous celebrity, or perhaps someone local to the group of people who is known as being less than savoury - there would be no magic.
The real genius here is the fact that we, and seemingly even the audience present, have no idea who this "Nathaniel B" is.
He is an enigma, a John Doe, a D.B Cooper.
So how would it be an insult? Well here's where it becomes Shakespearian.
It is obvious from the man's delivery and intellect - of course, he must be at the top level of literary scholars to think of a line like this on the spot - that he knows who Nathaniel B is.
Effectively with one line he is telling us he created this man, and he is the only one who can judge him, and assumedly his judgement is negative.
Person 1: Hold up, aint you Nathaniel B?
Person 2: what
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Nathaniel B

When the opposition is trying to pack you infront of your hoes so you call him “Nathaniel B” referring that he Has a bad name therefore you will catch the opps lacking
you can’t Handel me holdon ain’t you “Nathaniel B” * cums
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B-rian

An immensely gorgeous Santa Claus figure that has rosy cheeks, a jolly laugh, and a membrane the size of his forearm! Every man wants to be him and every women wants him inside of her!
B-rian slid into my oopsy hole and it was extremely pleasurable!
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Victor B

Its just me Victor B :)
Victor B is kewll <3
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B

look B cheat on me at all with false pretenses you a dead woman, don't come with me that bullshit if you have no intentions of being a good wife material from the start, it's no forgiveness for wasting my precious times when so many guys don't give a fuck. you not about to mess up a good man just so you can laugh about your evil as shit
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Gavin B

Gavin is a good friend at heart, but he can be a bitch. This motherfucker is a straight Irish-German ginger (Oh fuck). He'll stay inside most of the time and doesn't touch grass often. He mostly stays on Xbox with his racist ass friends. He'll wake you up by yelling the n-word in your ear. The racist ginger quickly gets mad and will beat your ass, no cap. He's really smart and is in tons of honors classes, he just doesn't try and still gets above 90%. Gavin will play a lot of shooting games and other phone games. Again, Gavin is a good person, but he will make you join the dark side as fast as Palpatine with Anakin.
Guy 1: "Hey! What's up Gavin?"
Gavin B: "Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger whore."
Guy 1: "I'm white-"
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Jake B

(content removed becuase they play genshin impact)
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