john cummings

The kid who asks the teacher at the end of the day if we have homework with his gay boyfriends dick is in his ass

why are you being such a john cummings

by ajit pai 6969 January 29, 2019

john lau

gay guy but straight

john lau is not gonna BRO UP with you

by bro up October 3, 2020

John

Absolute ALPHA. John is a great friend and an all around great guy to be with. He will make everyone stop and look with his sexy looks and fat cock. John is a guy that everyone wants to be friends with. Overall he is an outstanding person and the most down to earth guy out there. If you are friends with a John do not do anything that could end the friendship, keep close and stay friends with him because he will help you to be the best you can be.

Guy 1: Did you see Johns new haircut

Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!!

Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.

by John99901 February 10, 2022

John

And average sized male with light brown greasy hair and poop/grass colored eyes. He’s a bitch too

Omg stop you’re being such a john

by lanna September 16, 2018

John the Tom

This person would fuck you in the morning with a Pickle

I need a John the Tom when I wake up

by ForgottotellherIhaveaids November 19, 2023

John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark May 30, 2018

John Wayne Maybe

(n. - pejorative)

A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.

See also: "predatory closet job."

Dude, if you're cabbing home after the bars close, it's safer in groups... you might end up with John Wayne Maybe.

by IvyLeague86 November 14, 2014