John Tring

A name for someone who says a lot of slurs that they cannot reclaim, and makes new ones for new minorities.

Person A: "Can't stand these fucking clankers"
Person B: "Wow, you're a real John Tring!"

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real November 25, 2024

Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed

My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

by WIlliam Penilecock January 02, 2023

credance johns

a true, honest, bloke and and likes Georgia

Credance johns is a mad bloke

by asddfeytnszwkx November 16, 2020

john luther

fucks other dude's girls

source: johnluther0 on twitter

guy 1: did u bang her, bro?

guy2: yup i totally pulled a john luther!

by rayanpal_ December 01, 2020

The John Doe

The John Doe also knows as Johnathan Doesive was the boy that lost to Luisangel Tapia in chess to the Jeck-Mate. The John Doe made a life changing bet with Luisangel Tapia, the bet stated that if The John Doe won Luisangel Tapia would grant The John Doe three wishes, but if Luisangel Tapia won The John Doe would become Luisangel Tapia's minion for his entire life with the ability to duplicate The John Doe one billion times per epoch. The John Doe lost the chess match and became Luisangel's Minion.

"The John Doe is such a little baby bitch"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"

by Luisangel Lorester January 13, 2022

John Ward

John Ward is an omnipresent being who boasts tremendous power and influence on the going ons in the universe. Renowned for having a bald patch on his head.

Man, that John Ward guy is scary as hell.

by FlamingBallsack69 May 24, 2024

John Bridge

When a man inserts a large female member within his holes.

Man, I had a great John Bridge last night, she had a huge penis

by The John Bridge May 07, 2025