John’s are typically around 5’8 with curly blonde hair, they are compulsive liars, addicted to smoking weed and vaping, they can be critical and a bit of an asshole. John juniors are especially the worst, they typically enjoy wearing crocs, enjoys looking at men over women, usually they have green and gold eyes (hazel)
by #1 John hater December 2, 2023

A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.
A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
by doonga November 7, 2013

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by Hdjkdkdk October 14, 2023

daddy john is a person that is like a father figure that had left to go get the MILK and never came back he is loved by no one and is the town sad person
by BIG-M chocolate milk February 27, 2022

by nachomansion17 December 13, 2024
